"Company" name : Lashkar-E-Taiba
Posting ID : AK47-AK56
Basic Requirements : Religious fanatic ( wont mention which one ), must have his/her family butchered to death, sister raped, and been raised in a very mediocre setting with absolutely no food to eat from time to time. Must have killed at least 5 by knife, 50 by guns and at least 250 in bomb blasts. Must have diploma in Indian historical weakness and political debauchery ( on-site training will be provided ).
Training Period : 4-5 years of on-site training, in bomb making, camouflaging and negotiation with the Indian Govt.
Compensation : 10 million dollars in a numbered account in a Swiss bank of choice, free food, lodging & boarding, International travel, GUARANTEED TV coverage for at least 2 months, Guaranteed safe-house in Indian Jails, if caught.
Job Duties : - Project management
- Negotiations with the Indian Intelligence
- Bomb plantation
- Killing Innocent people and laughing at the Indian Intelligence and Government
- Repeated attacks
- NOT TO GET CAUGHT.
Please send in your resume's to www.bomb-Indians-then-laugh-
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